Master's Degree in Foolishness @ C4L

MASTER’S DEGREE IN FOOLISHNESS
by Elijah K Mutai

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.People usually attend various schools, polytechnics, colleges or universities to study and obtain various certificates even if finance is unheard of! Fundraising or scholarship can deliver their expected dreams. Bear in mind that fees vary as per the institution attended and also the duration of the course studied. Those who have obtained Degrees in any field of study still brace themselves for Masters, Doctorate or higher scopes of studies.

On the other hand, it seems that people who would like to obtain a Degree in Foolishness should also get enrolled in a college offering various levels of study. Maybe Artisan, Craft, Certificate, Diploma, Degree, Masters or Doctorate scope of studies. Whichever one would like to pursue, it is available upon prospect. The only great and advantageous difference between this College of Foolishness studies and other colleges is that you do not have to pay tuition, exam fees or caution fee! There is a willing sponsor who vouchsafes tuition to anyone upon enrolment.

This sponsor is never scared even if millions of students will get enrolled. Let us read an advertisement of this course from Psalms 14:1 and Psalms53:1-3, “The fool has said in his Heart there is NO God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: There is none that does well. God looks down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, that did seek God. Everyone of them is gone back: They are altogether become filthy; there is none that does good, no, not one.”

The only easy, and obtainable qualification to get enrolled in this college of Foolishness Studies is just to admit inside ones heart that there is no God. Additionally, you should be good [excellent] in corrupt deeds, be doing abominable iniquity, be filthy, seek no good and seek not God. All these qualifications will secure you a vacancy in this College! Mind not of how or where you will get tuition fees, there is a sponsor whose name is Lucifer Alias Devil. He is not bothered even if the tuition is too expensive. Just avail yourself by admitting that there is NO God. Those who do not seek God and are doing abominable iniquities and are not seeking God- Should know that they are registered in this College without their knowledge! Are you within that bracket? If yes, you already have a certificate in Foolishness. The only problem is that it may not be clear which scope of study you are in. But you can know by ascertaining how long you have taken admitting that there is no God and also by how long you have been doing abominable deeds. But usually, three years is a Diploma and succeeding years shows whether you have a Degree or Doctorate certificate.

It does not cost much nor does it take long to obtain a certificate in Foolishness. Equally true is that it does not take long or cost anything to be deemed “Wise”. You just have to confess your sins and believe that Christ Jesus died to save you from eternal death and decadence. First Corinthians 1:18 says, “For the message of the Cross is Foolishness is to those who are perishing BUT to us who are being saved, it is the power of God.” Praise God! I love this verse so much. Whenever it is preached that Christ Jesus died to save men, it sounds foolish to many. And by so thinking- thinking that it is foolish to believe that He died to save men, they earn for themselves a Certificate in Foolishness. Read on from verse 19 to 28. Verses 27 and 28 says, “ But God has chosen the Foolish things of this world to abash the ‘wise’ and has chosen the weak things of this world to abash the things which are mighty. And the base things of this world and the things are despicable God has chosen, and the things which are not, to bring to nothing the things that are.” Many people sneer at Christian saying they are foolish but the truth is that God chose them in order to shame the “wise” of the world. Wisdom without Jesus is pseudo-wisdom, but wisdom or ‘foolishness’ with Jesus is real wisdom.

Luke 2:8-20 talks of the Shepherds from East who went looking for where Jesus, the Savior was born. Some versions paraphrase that “Wise men” from East came looking for the Savior, to worship Him! Doesn’t that sound overwhelmingly foolish? Wise men worshipping a baby?! Extremely funny! It is true that they were authentically wise, not and never foolish. To those who have the “wisdom” of this world, this act of worshipping baby Jesus is foolish. By admitting that way, that it foolish to worship Jesus, they earn a Certificate in Foolishness Studies! That is how easy it is to get that Cert of Foolishness. “ Wise men” go looking for Jesus while the “Foolish” hates seeking to worship Him. They even hate to identify themselves with Jesus.

I love this “foolishness” of believing that Jesus died to save me. But I perfectly hate the “wisdom” of rejecting Jesus. And this is far better than social pride. May I ask dear friends, which is better, to have a Degree in Foolishness or a Craft Certificate of Faith in Jesus Christ? Choose. Arise and go looking for this man, Jesus.

You may contact Mr. Mutai at: Godschildwillex@yahoo.com